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A Funny Experience

Blogged on Friday 27^th August 2004 at 10:00:15 PM by Phil

I'd like to share an amusing experience from earlier today...

Was walking the dog, when two women came up with three dogs without leads. They managed to keep two of them quite calm but the other was a little shitty thing that ran around like a mad bastard. My dog was stood there with a look on his face like "What the shit is going on? Who the fuck does this little cunt think he is?"

Then came the funny part. Oh boy.

The little dog starts sniffing my dog's backside, at which point he takes a swift step backwards. Result? One nose and mouth planted squarely in arsehole.

I pissed myself.

The two women stood there simply shocked. I tried to remain calm but to no avail. They tried to pull the dog away while I stood there laughing. Hilarious.

I think it's going to take a lot to top that one in terms of laughs.

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Last updated on Saturday 11^th September 2004 at 10:59:01 PM
New Name

Blogged on Wednesday 25^th August 2004 at 1:14:19 AM by David

I've decided upon a new name for this blog software and it's waaaay better than ASS Plug (don't ask), THE NEW NAME SHALL BE:
Typecast

I like it for no apparent reason, the chances are that someone also likes this name and has also used this name, so if you know of anything currently using this name please keep that infromation to yourself so that when I get called up in court I can plead complete oblivience.

I also have 1 Gmail invite, so I may just hand that out to a random poster (if you've already got a Gmail account please say so, no use in having two of them).

In other news the site was down this morning, AGAIN. I really am starting to dislike this host.

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Last updated on Tuesday 31^st August 2004 at 6:46:14 PM
A Level Results

Blogged on Thursday 19^th August 2004 at 12:37:11 AM by David

Well I got ABB and I'm into Loughborough university to do a masters degree in Aeronautical Engineering.

Phil got AAAA and two S's in his Step papers, he's gotten into Cambridge to do a degree in Maths.

Who said we're not clever bastards?

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Last updated on Thursday 24^th February 2005 at 3:09:22 AM
More links

Blogged on Friday 13^th August 2004 at 5:19:41 AM by David

I've now updated the side-bar to include some sites that I frequent, of course some of the ones in the "Serious Linkage" I've never been to in my life, but it makes this site look better by having them there (well, it makes it look better to web-devvers anyway).

If you think I've missed any sites off that should be there let me know and I'll add them (if appropriate), and don't just blatantly plug your own site (unless you happen to be Tommy Olsen or Jeffery Zeldman or something).

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Last updated on Sunday 22^nd August 2004 at 7:54:40 PM
PC stuff

Blogged on Wednesday 11^th August 2004 at 2:31:32 AM by David

Hehehe, I went out this weekend and some idiot told me I could use my SOLO card to buy things, I went a little overboard but on the plus side my PC now looks better.

I got radioactive and bio-hazard fan grills, I found out that if you put the radioactive grill over the top of the bio-hazard grill it looks even cooler and you get a radio-hazard grill (bioactive just sounds lame). Here is a picture of what I think a radio-hazard is.
I also got a couple of coolermaster CD-ROM drive covers, they look so cool. I might take a picture of them and upload it later, I probably won't but I like to keep you all on the edges of your seats.

I promise that there will be an ASP related blog entry coming up soon that will reveal the secrets of how I created the style-switcher, it's so cool I just have to write a blog about it, also it should hopefully get me a few readers from the webdev forums.

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Last updated on Friday 13^th August 2004 at 8:57:15 PM

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