Quite Rude

A Funny Experience

Blogged on Friday 27^th August 2004 at 10:00:15 PM by Phil

I'd like to share an amusing experience from earlier today...

Was walking the dog, when two women came up with three dogs without leads. They managed to keep two of them quite calm but the other was a little shitty thing that ran around like a mad bastard. My dog was stood there with a look on his face like "What the shit is going on? Who the fuck does this little cunt think he is?"

Then came the funny part. Oh boy.

The little dog starts sniffing my dog's backside, at which point he takes a swift step backwards. Result? One nose and mouth planted squarely in arsehole.

I pissed myself.

The two women stood there simply shocked. I tried to remain calm but to no avail. They tried to pull the dog away while I stood there laughing. Hilarious.

I think it's going to take a lot to top that one in terms of laughs.

Comments:

1. #1 posted by Paul Jr (archery_freak298 at hotmail dot com).

   So... you like to watch dogs having gay sex?

   Disturbing...

   Saturday 28^th August 2004 at 1:15:55 AM

2. #2 posted by Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com).

   Can you actually read or do you have some other sort of disability that makes you misinterpret coherent English?

   Saturday 28^th August 2004 at 1:47:19 PM

3. #3 posted by Paul Jr (archery_freak298 at hotmail dot com).

   Some other sort of disability? What makes you assume I already have a disability? I can, however, read just fine; thanks for asking.

   Saturday 28^th August 2004 at 10:46:09 PM

4. #4 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   I think (that alone may be a revelation to some people), Paul, that you are not quite getting the randomness of Phil. I'll break it down for you, these are the 5 most random people I know:

   Schteel
   Steel
   Phil
   Stell
   Me

   Does that clarify anything for you?

   Saturday 28^th August 2004 at 11:14:30 PM

5. #5 posted by Ben "Omega" Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

   O_O Poor dog... I mean, I thought 'little shit' was a figure of speech, but since it had to be yanked out of your dog's ass, I'm not too sure anymore...

   Sunday 29^th August 2004 at 6:26:05 AM

6. #6 posted by Paul Jr (archery_freak298 at hotmail dot com).

   Maybe... but it was sort of a joke? Did Phil write that entry? I can't never tell who writes 'em.

   Anyways, didn't mean to offend.

   That is pretty damn funny. Wish I was there to see it (you should've gotten pictures!), lol.

   Sunday 29^th August 2004 at 8:37:06 PM

7. #7 posted by Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com).

   I wish I could. No offence taken either. I'm just fucking around with you.

   Sunday 29^th August 2004 at 11:10:14 PM

8. #8 posted by Paul Jr (archery_freak298 at hotmail dot com).

   lol, fuckin' with me, eh? Didn't know you swung that way. ;-)

   Monday 30^th August 2004 at 0:00:33 AM

9. #9 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   Paul, come on, don't be a bell end. That's another deletion now.

   Monday 30^th August 2004 at 6:03:23 AM

10. #10 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    Eh? Bell end...? Huh? Now you've got me confused.

    Monday 30^th August 2004 at 5:55:25 PM

11. #11 posted by Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com).

    Me too.

    Monday 30^th August 2004 at 6:57:15 PM

12. #12 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    Me three.

    Monday 30^th August 2004 at 9:17:04 PM

13. #13 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    Me four!

    Wednesday 1^st September 2004 at 0:24:38 AM

14. #14 posted by Ben "Omega" Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    Me five!

    Wednesday 1^st September 2004 at 8:31:30 PM

15. #15 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    Ha ha, okay that's enough.

    Phil, Dave, I think it's time you made a new blog entry...

    Thursday 2^nd September 2004 at 6:17:04 PM

16. #16 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    Yeah, I think so too, I'll go do that now.

    Thursday 2^nd September 2004 at 8:17:17 PM

17. #17 posted by Phil (freeman dot phil at gmail dot com).

    You'll get what you're given m'lad.

    Thursday 2^nd September 2004 at 8:47:02 PM

18. #18 posted by Schteel (steelyad at hotmail dot com).

    Me seventy-two times pi!

    Wednesday 8^th September 2004 at 4:26:45 PM

19. #19 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    What?

    Saturday 11^th September 2004 at 10:59:01 PM