Kate:

  Hello, and welcome to HDD Killers news.

  Now you've probably heard of Wordpress, there can't be a home in the country
  without one by now. However recently there has been a bit of controversy over
  the latest version involving, of all things, sabotage.

  We now go over to our Wordpress correspondant for more details, Paul?



Paul:

  Yes, thank-you Kate. Behind me you can see the Wordpress factory, and what
  happened here, just a few days ago, is that someone broke in through a small gap
  in the fencing and sabotaged the last batch to roll off the production line.
  They planted small, almost invisible devices inside each box.

  Once you have one of these devices in your house, it will disable your security
  system and allow this malevolent group unrestricted access to your property.
  Now, according to Wordpress, it's only people who took delivery in the last 5
  days that can be affected, however just to be on the safe side they have issued
  a total product recall of version 2.1.1 and offered a free upgrade to 2.1.2.

  That's all from me here, back to you in the studio.



Kate:

  Thank-you Paul, shocking news indeed. With such immoral people around today,
  it's no wonder that there are so many who are frightened to go indoors.

  Well I'm afraid that's all we have time for today, thank-you for listening and
  remember, rape is no laughing matter, unless you're raping a clown.