Quite Rude

Hey, Look At That, GAYNESS!

Blogged on Tuesday 4^th January 2005 at 10:05:10 AM by David

Well my parents went out to work today so obviously they needed to get me up at 8:10 to wait for the washer repair man.

That was almost 2 hours ago now and he still hasn't arrived yet.

And I'm ill. Lets talk about that shall we? Yes.

I feel sick pretty much all the time, the only time I don't feel sick is when I'm sleeping but apparently I've had far too much sleep today already.

What will make me feel less sick? Ah, a nice cool cup of water. WRONG. Water makes me feel MORE sick.

I fucking hate bacteria.

Comments:

1. #1 posted by Phil (paf31 at cam dot ac dot uk).

   The toilet feels safe.

   Tuesday 4^th January 2005 at 1:58:33 PM

2. #2 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   I still feel ill.

   Tuesday 4^th January 2005 at 2:47:41 PM

3. #3 posted by Phil (paf31 at cam dot ac dot uk).

   

   Seriously though, you have my pity. Some advice, however : the 30 hour days may not be helping your condition.

   Tuesday 4^th January 2005 at 3:03:10 PM

4. #4 posted by Ben Rogers.

   Dude... days SHOULD be 30 hours long. 8 hours of sleep for 16 hours of awake? Fuck that. Too little sleep for too much awake. 10 hours of sleep, 20 hours of awake. Perfection.

   As for dishwasher repairmen... maybe the dirty ass dishes caused the sickness?

   Tuesday 4^th January 2005 at 11:14:24 PM

5. #5 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   Dishwasher?

   Wednesday 5^th January 2005 at 2:52:56 PM

6. #6 posted by Ben Rogers.

   Muffler?

   I'm confused, what are you asking?

   Wednesday 5^th January 2005 at 8:39:15 PM

7. #7 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   Cam shaft?

   Thursday 6^th January 2005 at 0:11:09 AM

8. #8 posted by Ben Rogers.

   Hubcap?

   Thursday 6^th January 2005 at 8:54:41 PM

9. #9 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   Rear sway bar?

   Friday 7^th January 2005 at 2:22:27 AM

10. #10 posted by Ben Rogers.

    Left side view mirror?

    Saturday 8^th January 2005 at 1:36:39 AM

11. #11 posted by Phil (paf31 at cam dot ac dot uk).

    Stop being a bunch of fags.

    Saturday 8^th January 2005 at 3:11:31 PM

12. #12 posted by Ben Rogers.

    bunch of fags? dont you mean a gaggle of queers? oh i crack me up.

    Saturday 8^th January 2005 at 11:47:41 PM

13. #13 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    No, ice, tree's and speed crack you up.

    You know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

    Sunday 9^th January 2005 at 4:06:32 AM

14. #14 posted by Ben Rogers.

    no trees involved, dumbass... X(

    Sunday 9^th January 2005 at 11:19:30 PM