That's right, christmas is coming, all over your face, and you love it, don't try and deny it you sick fuck.
Well that's enough about Phil. Yes Chistmas will be here soon in just 3 days and some change. I hope you all have a good one, and don't forget to all send me money now, just send me an email telling me how wonderful I am (which is very) and I'll send you back a donate link to my Paypal account, I think you can take it from there.
Incidentally, Phil takes it every night from his dad, all the way in, that's a good boy.
Sorry Phil, I seem to be riding you like a bitch in this blog, ah well I'm sure you'll get over it.
39587 people prefer bell cheese to normal chedder.
Wow. Random burns. British people are mean.
Fuck off cunt If you think I don't read this shit, you're wrong.
Hi everyone.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
-Phil.
By the way, have you finished the new blog code yet?
Phil, don't try and deny your father buggering tenedencies, you know as well as I that he is a damn good ride.
As for coming in people's faces for Christmas, we'll leave that to the professionals shall we? So that would be me then...
Anyway, enough of the general abuse of Phil, who is a cunt, and onwards to the merry 'Crimbo' cheer.
Hope you all have a great one, yes, even you Phil, and a great new year.
Dave
No more general abuse of Phil, what? I didn't get my turn, tho...
Well, you called all British people mean, that includes Phil. So in actual fact you completely wasted your turn fool.
Phil, you asked whether I'd completed the new blog code, the answer to that is yes I have!
good lord, you people are violent.
WHAT DID YOU CALL US??? People, since when have we been people?
How dare you be so rude.
yes, you are people. just not as much personage as you were 200 years ago, before you let us get away from you.
I wasn't alive 200 years ago, so 200 years ago I wasn't a person at all.
Dave (Beckett), since you insist that I respond to your puerile insults, I will lower myself to do so. Observe :
Piss off.
There. Done.
I don't understand "piss off." Are you asking him to piss off of something, and if so: what?
You are clearly a fool, sir.
Merry Christmas to you, too. And a happy new year.
Merrrrrrrrrry Christmas!
Is Dave a liar?
yes. undoubtedly.
No, I'm not, as Ben will verify. He thought I was lying about the way the recent comments page works and I wasn't.
Well, he didn't lie about the recent comments dealie, but he's still a liar in general.