OK, here's the story.
I am selling my PC to my dear sweet grandmother who wants a better one, it's not a bad PC but it barely runs Doom3 and this will not do! So I'm selling it at the fair price of £250.
Also, someone by the name of Roger Jones owes me £200 for some web-development work I did for him a long long time ago and he still hasn't coughed up but has promised that I will get the money soon.
Anyway, that gave me a budget of £450 to build a new PC. Considering I already have some componants (PSU, case, HDD) and also considering that I can afford to go a little over budget, that means I can build a pretty decent PC.
So I went and priced up a PC from three different websites which came to a total of just under £470. That's not bad, you might say, it was a pretty decent PC aswell, AMD Athlon XP 3200+, 512Mb DDR PC3200, DFI LanParty motherboard and a GeForce 6800 128Mb graphics card.
There was just one problem though. When it comes to PC hardware I lose all forms of self restraint and instead of ordering the good £180 graphics card, I accidentally ordered a £265 graphics card instead.
I also upgraded a couple of other minor things that didn't cost as much, all in all this now means I have gone £124.16 over budget, so as I said before, fuck.
Not only do I now have to rely on my parents inability to understand anything about hardware so that when it arrives I'm not found out, I also have to hide my bank statements AND hope to God that they NEVER see this blog entry (or at least not see it until I'm in Loughborough).
By the way, anyone who posts a message along the lines of, "haha, y0u i5 13ik 707a11y fuck3d!!11!1!" Just remember that my PC, in all likelyhood, pwns yours.
39625 people prefer bell cheese to normal chedder.
Just to be an asshole,
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Phil, please, you and leet speak? And you got it wrong anyway.
Anyway, I can see me not getting much sleep this weekend as I will have a kick ass PC and also I now have 576Kb broadband.
Game of UT Phil? Not likely, I think I'll be playing UT2004 with all the settings on full and no slowdown and very little lag.
haha, y0u i5 13ik 707a11y fuck3d!!11!1!
Sorry, I couldn't help it. Anyways, you're a lucky sumbitch -- I'm only saying this because my computer is, for some reason, royally fucked in its electronic ass. There always seems to be something wrong with it, and it fucking pisses me off. I really need a goddamn job. Fuckin' A.
Now mother is saying my music is making her feel worse. 8-| Sheesh, what's wrong with Six Feet Under (the band I'm listening to)? She's... weird...
Oh, yeah, and my internet is being royally fucked up its ass, too. I can't stay signed into any messenger client, and everything is so fucked up... JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!!!
Paul, nasty as this may sound, you're only making me feel better.
But seriously, I feel your pain, I've had a shit PC in the past, and I've had shit internet in the past. However all that has now changed and I'm sure it will change for you as well.
SIX FEET UNDER rock the poo. Try some proper death metal you pussy fag.
Phil, are you talking to me? You better not be talking to me. I don't want to have to clean your blood and entrails off my clothes...
I'm just going through Buntine's list and downloading what I can, so STFU!!!
David -- things are never going to change for me. We have to move to get high speed internet, and that won't happen; they won't bring it here anyways, since the town of Duanesburg is a fucking sissy-shit...town... I doubt my computer will be fixed, either. I think I need a reformat or something. Actually, what I need is a job, so I can have money, so I can fix these things.
AMERICA THE BRUTAL!!!
Dude.. fucking Ad-ware froze up on me again! Now it's gonna say, "error loading the reference file!" and I'll have to reinstall it and then go through the same fucking thing... GRRRR!!!!!
Buntine? Who?
You want some suggestions? Here goes then...
Fear Factory
Frontline Assembly
Carcass
Napalm Death
Obituary
Note : This list is fag-metal-free
Buntine aka Andrew.
Yeah, jeez, Phil, you don't know who Buntine is? Sheesh.
Because I know you all care: I got Ad-aware fixed, but AVG is still gay on me, and I can't install the 30-day trial of PC-cillin because it requires me to uninstall ZoneAlarm, which I'm not doing. So, recap: My computer is fucked, my internet is fucked, I'm fucked, and it isn't fun.
Oh, on the plus side, I've upgraded from a £265 graphics card to a £375 graphics card instead. That means I'm in yet more deep shit, but I don't care.
Ha ha, you're in such deep shit.
Sidenote: moi genius frere fixed moi cromputer; c'est perfect working order!
Amazingly whilst getting himself into deep shite, he managed to drag me in as well.
How you wonder, by somehow getting me to agree to buying the graphics card he bought first time round so he could ultimatly buy the bigger and somewhat better 6800 Ultra OC instead.
Im still trying to work out how he did it.
I played on your inability to resist PC upgrades.
Ahh ... well, we all have our weaknesses.
Yeah, I know I do. Mine is a hott, sexy chick ridin' my th--... ahh, whoops...