Quite Rude

New Entry!!!

Blogged on Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 1:13:52 AM by David

Yes it's true, here's the brand spanking new entry brought to you live from Flange in Dorset.

I thought I should give you all a progress report for the new blogging script. So far it's 1% done!

Nah, I'm just yanking your chain, it's really 0% done.

Maybe I'll get some done over the weekend if I'm in the mood for it, however that would mean that I WOULDN'T be in the mood to play NFSU2 and this is very very unlikely, so nevermind.

Surely it can't take much longer to create a new blog script, surely. Hang in there blogites, it'll be here in good time.

Comments:

1. #1 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

   You misspelled "Entry".

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:09:25 AM

2. #2 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   I'd just woken up at 1AM, gimme a break.

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:13:56 AM

3. #3 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

   No, sorry; no breaks for you.

   Don't try to lie your way out of it, either. I have a picture proving that you misspelled it.

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:21:07 AM

4. #4 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   But I'm not lying about it, in fact, I'm calling you a tosser for being so anal.

   Tosser.

   And you small.

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:24:07 AM

5. #5 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

   Tosser? Is that some sort of stupid IK-speak for fag, or ass pounder, or pole smoker, or pillow biter, or rump roaster, or fudge packer, or gay?

   ...And I SMALL?! JESUS CHRIST MAN!

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:25:51 AM

6. #6 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

   I meant UK-speak...shut up...

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:26:38 AM

7. #7 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   Smell. You smell.

   And it looks like I'm not the only one who typo's.

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:30:41 AM

8. #8 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

   You mean "typos", right? ;-)

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:39:34 AM

9. #9 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

   No. From now on I mean what I say.

   It was a new blog enrty, you small and you also typo's.

   Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 6:41:27 AM

10. #10 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    FAH-REEK!

    Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 7:01:12 AM

11. #11 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    Hey, at least David's a sociable, hygenic freak, not a gothic, smelly one.

    Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 9:12:18 PM

12. #12 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    Er ... thanks, I think. *confused*

    Ha, Paul smalls.

    Friday 3^rd December 2004 at 11:28:27 PM

13. #13 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    Lol. Paul smalls. Smally small Paul.

    Saturday 4^th December 2004 at 4:33:50 PM

14. #14 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    ...Right...

    Saturday 4^th December 2004 at 9:16:50 PM

15. #15 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    No. WRONG.

    Very, VERY wrong.

    Sunday 5^th December 2004 at 5:36:33 AM

16. #16 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    That's exactly right. Now, time to have my cake and eat it.

    
    ...bitches!

    Sunday 5^th December 2004 at 5:35:58 PM

17. #17 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    Hey, why can't I have like a bazillion returns? It truncated all my returns to like one... *Sob*

    Sunday 5^th December 2004 at 5:36:39 PM

18. #18 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

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    Sunday 5^th December 2004 at 9:05:48 PM

19. #19 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    You may well have your cake and eat it, but the real trick is to eat your cake and still have it.

    Monday 6^th December 2004 at 0:06:38 AM

20. #20 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    Easy. Steal two cakes, and eat both of them. Then threaten to puke on someone unless they give you their cake.

    Monday 6^th December 2004 at 8:47:37 PM

21. #21 posted by Dave (lurchy_boy at yahoo dot com).

    I don't like cake. :-(

    Monday 6^th December 2004 at 11:59:19 PM

22. #22 posted by Phil (freeman dot phil at gmail dot com).

    Everyone, meet Dave. Dave's a cunt. Lives next door at uni.
    Dave, meet everyone. Nobody is really worth introducing.

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 0:00:15 AM

23. #23 posted by Dave (lurchy_boy at yahoo dot com).

    Wow, Phil, they have computer'''''''s in Manchester? I hope it's tied down, otherwise someone will have off with it! Then you'd have to sell some coal for a new one...

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 0:04:48 AM

24. #24 posted by Phil (freeman dot phil at gmail dot com).

    Funny

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 0:05:19 AM

25. #25 posted by Dave (lurchy_boy at yahoo dot com).

    But tragically worrying, since I put an apostrophe on the non-possessive and non-genitive 'computers'. Oh well.

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 0:08:38 AM

26. #26 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    You're tragically worrying in general. It's a british trait. Damn cake-hating brit! Beat him with a stick, I say!

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 2:00:34 AM

27. #27 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    How do you know when you live in Liverpool?

    You're wheely bin is on bricks.

    Ba dum tsch.

    Hey Dave, nice name you got there. Are you doing English at Uni or are you just really Anal about spleling?

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 3:00:01 PM

28. #28 posted by Tony™ (anthony_cox at ntlworld dot com).

    I think he is just anal, never mind the spleling!
    and what do you mean wheely bin on bricks? the wheely bin just disappears without a trace!

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 4:52:48 PM

29. #29 posted by Phil (freeman dot phil at gmail dot com).

    Dave does linguistics. He will correct ANY small inconsistencies in your speech. Watch out.

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 6:44:20 PM

30. #30 posted by Dave (lurchy_boy at yahoo dot com).

    I like the name, I chose it myself...

    And yeah, I'm pretty much just generally anal. I do German and Dutch, it's one of our interview questions. 'So, (looks at folder) Dave, where do you like it then?'.

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 7:29:32 PM

31. #31 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    David likes to felch; he told us so. BTW, Davey-boy... could you put a special class on your name? I was mixing David and Dave up. 8-)

    Tuesday 7^th December 2004 at 9:14:49 PM

32. #32 posted by Ben Rogers (bcrogers at gmail dot com).

    Sorry Ben, is this better? a) what the fuck is a 'class'?
    b) and also, unless you are tragically both blind and stupid, it does say my email address next to my name.

    Just joking ;-)

    Dave

    Wednesday 8^th December 2004 at 0:17:07 AM

33. #33 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    Don't joke, it's actually funnier if you're not joking.

    Dave, by class he means the class attribute in XHTML, ie:
    <dt class="someClass">David</dt>

    There is actually more code to it than that if you look at the source, but for simplicities sake I cut the crap out. Then I think he wants me to use a little CSS to style my name differently, like in italics or something.

    However, I'm not going to do that for two reasons:
    1) I'm moocho lazy.
    2) This version of the software is dead now and I'm working on a new version.

    Wednesday 8^th December 2004 at 3:41:42 AM

34. #34 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    I see you removed that one, too. Where is the disclaimer, huh? You are infringing on my rights!

    Wednesday 8^th December 2004 at 4:33:16 AM

35. #35 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    In case you're all what Paul is wording about, it's because I deleted 4 of his gay posts.

    Wednesday 8^th December 2004 at 4:51:55 AM

36. #36 posted by Paul Jr (prakoskejr at gmail dot com).

    They weren't gay, they were just random. David is just upset because he didn't get his daily turbo felching.

    Just you watch, he'll delete this one, too. I'm going to take a screenshot of it.

    Wednesday 8^th December 2004 at 5:04:44 AM

37. #37 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    Well I'm not going to delete it actally, I like pissing you off, but deleting your post would be too much effort (and I only need to click 1 link, which is worrying).

    Besides, you have a screen shot, so what? Whatcha gonna do, upload it with your post?

    Wednesday 8^th December 2004 at 5:32:05 PM

38. #38 posted by Tony™ (anthony_cox at ntlworld dot com).

    well, it isn't taking me very long to do my own blog script - and I don't have one already written which I can refer to!

    Get a move on David!

    Thursday 9^th December 2004 at 7:32:08 AM

39. #39 posted by David (david dot s dot harrison at gmail dot com).

    Yes, but you are sligntly better at PHP than I am at ASP. And by slightly, I mean you wrote your own bloody file manager.

    Thursday 9^th December 2004 at 4:14:21 PM