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Got my new shiny 1Mbps cable connection sorted today. I must say I am very very pleased. Now I get to play Unreal Tournament at twice the speed I did before.

I took the opportunity to sign up for the BroadbandPlus freeforamonth deal too, because you get about 10 free mp3 downloads. Sweeeeeeeeeet.

Oh beautiful coaxial cable, how did I ever manage without you?

Phil

Comments:

Posted by: Fred "The Old Git" Jones (oldfart at fuckoff dot com)

#1 I remember the good old days when we didn't have this new fangled techno shite.

We had to go out in the fields and work for a living by the age of 6, ah yes that takes me back, I remember one time I got flogged 10 times in one day, and one of those was on the face! Aye, but we were 'ard bastards back then and my eye grew back.

Computers used to fill rooms back then, and they weighed tonnes as my friend Stan found out. He was walking past one and it just tipped over on to him. He had a son who was a clumsy Maths teacher.

If I had my way the Old Git Ultra Conservative party would be voted in, and all you geeks would be put to death for crimes against old gits. How can we ever get back to good old slave labour with this Labour party in power.

0:34:26 AM on Friday 11^th June 2004

Posted by: Miss Piggy (youngman at yourmum dot biz)

#2 Kermit, who the fuck is kermit, ive heard his name before but cant put a picture to it, now im thinking short fag ugly bastard, but i could be wrong, but i very much doubt it a kermit

neway fucking elections tonight couldnt be arsed to get of my fat fucking arse and go vote for that shit, if they want me to vote they can send me a fucking postal vote, who do they think i am! ffs

dont really care who gets in 2bh, dont give a flying fuck, and then to make it worse on 3 channels you had the results at the same fucking time, i mean come on if i wanted to watch them i would and on one channel theres no need to have it on 3 fucking channels, just means thats 2 less channels than there should be for us who dont care about shit like that to watch

Fucking sort it out next time people!!

Miss Piggy

6:05:08 AM on Friday 11^th June 2004

Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)

#3 LMFAO!!!

6:08:20 AM on Friday 11^th June 2004

6460 hours of Phil's life have been wasted on Unreal Tournament since May 2004.