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Has everyone seen the new visitor counter at the bottom of the page? Me and Phil came up with all the comments on MSN just now and I went away and made it happen.

If you can think of any more comments THAT ARE FUNNY then please post them in this thread and they might get added.
If they suck then don't be surprised if you never see them.

Comments:

Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)

#1 xxxx children have been burnt alive since June 2004

xxxx paedophiles have been released since June 2004

xxxx hours of Phil's life have been wasted on Unreal Tournament since June 2004

xxxx counters have been amended since June 2004

-Phil

8:24:54 PM on Monday 14^th June 2004
Posted by: M@X (drmarkysparky at hotmail dot com)

#2
xxxx Turds have been flushed since the birth of man.
xxxx Dicks got sucked by Gary Glitter.
xxxx Blogs have been added by M@X.
xxxx Comet cutlery spoons have been up my arse.
xxxx Bombs have hit Iraq.

And many more ideas to come...

0:22:35 AM on Saturday 19^th June 2004

The health secretary has been kicked in the nuts by 6454 single mothers so far.