We got a new cat flap.
Unfortunately, the test run was unsuccessful.
-Phil.
Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)
9:45:14 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: charlotte
#2
shame you didnt keep the kinky pics of the cat... you would've had a field day with those photos 
9:53:16 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)
#3
:S <-- (note need an emoticon for this)
9:59:07 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#4
Next time I'll try and fit my head through the flap.
I like to think my tomfoolery is not only wasting valuable revision time, but also making people happy.
And no, the kitty-porn will NOT be made public. 
-Phil.
9:59:29 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: charlotte
#5
i may have to sulk if the lovely kitty porn is not made public.
i now have a craving to buy a cat flap.
so much fun!!
10:01:06 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#6
And what the shite is that emoticon supposed to represent? Is it S for shit? An emoticon of a man coiling a brownie out?
Please tell me its not.
10:02:48 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#7
As a piece of shit trivia, the cat flap is mounted about a foot above the floor. This means that the cat can't actually reach it, unless we install some sort of cat elevator to raise him to the flap.
If we did that though, we might as well have not paid for the flap and just commissioned a freelance scientist to build us a teleportation device to beam the cat inside and outside.
Honestly, sometimes I despair.
10:21:24 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)
#8
Teleportation is cool and all, but the only way to get funny pictures with a teleportation device would be to only teleport part of you, or teleport into something. But that's fatal, as the film "The Fly" teaches us.
Anyone who is teleported gets shot in the face at close range with a shotgun.
Bad bad times. 
10:26:12 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#9
What the shit are you talking about?
10:28:56 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)
#10
I was talking about funny pictures involving teleportation devices, like the ones you did with the cat flap (and apparantly the cat's flaps, assuming it's female as all cat's obviously are).
10:32:10 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#11
The cat is actually a sheep.
10:34:00 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)
#12
Intersting.
10:35:23 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
Posted by: charlotte
#13
sheep?
well you know how to make a sheep flap dont you? ... throw it off a cliff.
my apologies for that outburst.
1:16:16 PM on Sunday 20th June 2004