I have many things to say, not all (or even any) of which are interesting.
Firstly, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers played Manchester last nite, and were fantastic. I laugh at all those who were unable to get tickets. Fools.
I have pictures, but I'm not showing them because they are so good that seeing them even briefly would damage your brains irrepairably.
Secondly, after a very short life, the very badly named Probes.tk will be gone very soon, only to be replaced by the far superior QuiteRude.com. Note that we now have a DOT COM address, and so we are truly brilliant. Tell all of your friends. We are obviously the best of the best.
QuiteRude.com currently features a rather disgusting picture of a man with an inverted face. Go and enjoy.
Prizes will be given to those who can name the beast.
Prizes may or may not be worth winning.
-
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#1
Actually, this may not be a bad idea. I think I might actually start having competitions on the site. The prizes would be shite, but I would find something that I don't want and mail it out.
However, the current question is shit, so ignore it. Instead, wait for QuiteRude.com, and I promise competitions.
10:27:45 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
-
Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)
#2
What if someone from Australia wins a competition? The mailing costs would be phenomonomonomonomonomonominal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's phenomonomonomonomonomonominal with a capital Q!
10:29:50 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
-
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#3
I noticed the capital Q, but thank you for pointing it out.
Prizes would obviously only be mailed to the UK, or in extreme circumstances, Poland.
I intend to write to major corporations asking for sponsorship too. E.g.
Dear Sir or Madam,
My shit site is currently running a very shit competition which requires some shitty shitty prizes.
If you have any explosive, deformed, melted, electrically dangerous products, I would be glad to take them off your hands and use them as prizes on my SHIT SHIT site.
Yours sincerely,
Phil.
(I think they would be more than happy to help)
10:38:30 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
-
Posted by: lavalamp (d_s_h2 at hotmail dot com)
#4
For the clarification of our reader, extreme circustances only occur every never.
11:09:56 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
-
Posted by: Phil (freeman dot phil at ntlworld dot com)
#5
Dave, you mean readers surely. I think we have two or three now.
11:26:52 PM on Saturday 19th June 2004
By this time next year, we plan to have released 6446 paedophiles on technicalities.